He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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