Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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