But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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