he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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