return my video game
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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