She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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