The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
cat food counts as protein by the way
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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