I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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