I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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