Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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