He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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