Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize