11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
try to milk me bitch
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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