what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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