Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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