Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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