Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Let's get the cat blown out
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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