How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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