"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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