I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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