Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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