he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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