i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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