how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
