ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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