She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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