Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
