I wanna bring you to show and tell
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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