Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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