Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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