It's just like the Real World with babies
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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