Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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