I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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