i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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