God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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