Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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