Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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