escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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