I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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