I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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