a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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