I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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