How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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