just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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