My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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