But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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