So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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