why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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