is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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