great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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