I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize