no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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