Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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