pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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