i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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