Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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