i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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