So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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